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Looking Down At Britney Spears

by | 1st, February 2008

britney-spears-before.jpgBRITNEY Spears is on the cover of the Sun and the Mirror.

No longer the doe-faced schoolgirl, Britney is pictured looking like a cross between John Redwood and Lisa Marie Presley.

“THE ABYSS,” says the Mirror’s front-page headline. But Britney is not sinking. Britney Spears is front-page news. Drop the Cheryl Cole story, Britney has been taken to hospital.

More pictures of Spears inside the Mirror. She’s wearing a pink wig and holding a case of the Red Bull restorative. The Sun says Spears drinks 20 cans of the stimulating fizz a day. After this advert, she will never have to buy another one as the drink makers send her them by the lorryload.

Celebrity sells. Muck, brass and pop.

“Do you have a story about a showbiz star,” asks the paper.” It could be worth good money.”

We wonder about that 1984 meeting with John Inman and the time we saw Dave Lee Travis in the Bournemouth branch of Boots. And celebrity agents discover that their charges are addicted to Mercedes Benz cars and Jaffa Cakes…

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