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Dad Rules: A Chick Lit Parody

by | 1st, February 2008

coleen.jpg “MEN’S heads are filled with confusion, fear and football statistics,” writes Andrew Clover in the Times .

Andrew is a champion of man’s lib, and has written a book called Dad Rules . It is a pun.

Here’s a sample of Mr Clover’s writing: “Saturday night. I sleep with my wife and baby. It’s like being in a trench in Flanders. Bright lights beam. Bodily matter is ejected and consumed. People scream, but their writhing mouths can’t say the word ‘Mummy’. I behave like a captain during bombardment.”

How’s that, then? Until we see Ross Kemp in Afghanistan most of us how no idea how a captain behaves when under attack. Perhaps he

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