Foreign Criminals Take The Wii In Jail

NEWS is that foreign criminals are being given Wii video games to play on.

“It’s like a holiday camp,” says a senior officer at Colnbrook Immigration Centre, Berks, doubtless recalling a visit to a typically grim holiday village.

“ANGER AS FOREIGN LAGS GET LUXURIES,” says the Sun. “It’s a disgrace.”

The talk is of a music room, a £5 prize for the winning five-a-side team and video games.

There’s a shop on campus that sells a select range of goods and tuck.

It’s not a holiday camp - it’s the boarding quarters at a minor public school. It’s a holiday campus…

Picture: Those on the injured list from WiiHaveAProblem, reportedly due to game play injuries using the Wii remote control

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Posted: 4th, February 2008 | In: Immigration, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink