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Britney Spears: Sex Tapes, Ballet And A Gun

by | 4th, February 2008

britney.jpgBRITNEY Watch – Anorak’s look at Britney Spears in the news

METRO: “Britney burgled as family rows”

Britney’s parents Lynne and Jamie Spears called the police after discovering “intimate photos and other items” had gone missing from her house after she was sent to the UCLA Medical Center

How do mum and dad know about “intimate photos”?

GLASGOW HERALD: “Britney Spears ‘Held In Padded Room’”

“Reports in the US last night quoted a source close to the troubled singer’s family as saying: “Britney is in a padded room. Her family are so worried about her.” Britney, 26, had been in “involuntary psychiatric hold” for 72 hours when her stay was extended on doctors’ advice”

What news of Britney from the hospital?


She may remain in situ for 14 days; weather constant; food interesting; more to follow 

THE SUN: “Britney’s mansion ‘robbed’”

And with all those police in attendance. Tsk!


Britney’s “sex films have been stolen”

Says a “pal”: “Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It’s doesn’t bear think about”. Or watch

DAILY MIRROR: “Britney’s 14 nights on ward”

What will become of the paprazzi? What will they do for 14 nights and days? Click here to look at the new LA sensation!

NEW YORK POST: Says singer Joss Stone: I feel bad for her; we all have issues”

THE GUARDIAN: Britney Spears – The Ballet

A piece you might care to keep an eye on, however, is Hubert Essakow’s Meltdown, about the travails of Britney Spears. At the time of writing, it was due to have its first airing last Friday as part of a Rambert workshop programme, and with a fair wind will make it into the company rep. Essakow, a former Royal Ballet soloist, was inspired by an article in Heat magazine.

DAILY TELEGRAPH: “As poor Britney Spears gets madder and madder, one thing haunts me. When last she was extracted from her house by Swat teams, the alert was initially raised by her husband Kevin Federline.”

He was worried she might harm the children with the.22 handgun he gave her for her birthday.

The mother of your infant children is a mentally unstable crystal-meth fiend: stumped for the ideal birthday pressie? It would take some doing to lose a child custody dispute to Britney Spears, but I think K-Fed has it in him.

The life and times of Britney Spears

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