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PM’s Pets: Stop Donald Trump, Sex Toys For Teens And Chuck Norris Road

by | 4th, February 2008

lisboa-poldraw.jpgANORAK’S fairly regular look at those petitions appearing on the Prime Minister’s website.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Introduce cat control restraint whereby cats are confined to their owner’s property and a compulsory neutering and microchipping scheme to protect cats put in place… Change legislation that affects cat ownership, they have slipped under the radar for far too long – Rozzalin White

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Lower the legal age for the purchase of ‘Sex Toys’ to 16. Currently the legal age for purchase of sex toys is 18. The legal age for consent to sex is 16 – Danny Beattie

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to free the Canoe Two – John and Anne Darwin” – Submitted by S.Wilshaw

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to losing your spleen (immune system) should be classed as a disability – Submitted by Alan Kelly

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Dual the Acle Strait now! Submitted by Steven Dix of Gorleston Manor

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to back SNH and stop Donald Trump from building a golf course in Aberdeenshire that will damage a SSSI and one of the top 5 dune sites in the UK – Submitted by Cathy Lewis

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to ban the use of 4-ring plastic holders – Submitted by YVONNE HELEN COX of hedgehogrescue

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to sex a badger – Submitted by Edwin Van Cleef

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Change ‘Holloway Road’ of North London to ‘Chuck Norris Road’

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