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Maria Shriver Endorses Barack Obama

by | 4th, February 2008

arnold_0105.jpgREPORTS the LA Times: “The California first lady, who apparently wavered until almost the last minute, aligns herself with other members of the Kennedy clan.”

Do the Kennedys get to vote, what with them being American royalty?

Shriver tells us: “I thought, if Barack Obama was a state, he’d be California.”

Rich, spoilt, lacking in power, depleted of energy, sticky, prone to tremours, ready to fall into the Ocean, famous for its faults, the third largest state …  

Says Shriver, reaching the stage at UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion after attending her daughter’s equestrian show: “Diverse. Open. Smart. Independent. Bucks tradition. Innovative. Inspirational. Dreamer. Leader.”

Bucks tradition, says the unelected daughter of the Kennedy clan…



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