Dancing On Ice: Holly Willoughby Figure Skates

PLANS to broadcast Dancing On Ice as Casualty LIVE! are well advanced.

The idea to put ice skates of celebrities, push them onto an ice rink and watch the cull was inspired, if not a little dark to film it and broadcast the highlights as family entertainment.

Plans to have the ice thinned and for celebrities to fall beneath it are as exciting as they are challenging.

But even the Circus Maximus can get a little samey, and the camera pans round to show Holly Willoughby dressed in a low-cut gown.

Give us a twirl, Holly, as Bruce Forsythe was wont to order the lovely Anthea Turner in more innocent times. But Holly is not one for turning. She faces forward. And the papers stare.

The Express says Holly’s dress is the main talking point on Dancing On Ice.

Vanessa Feltz says the dress is “an accident waiting to happen”. At any moment, Holly could spill forth and cause Suzanne Shaw (sliced scalp, fractured rib) to have a seizure.

“Golly, Holly,” says the Sun’s Fergus Shanahan. Holly is “saving the bust till last”.

And we look. And the ice runs red…

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Posted: 5th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink