The Rogarians Are More Real than Dracula

IN today’s edition of Non Sequitur Daily, the Express reports: “Roma gypsies head for good life in Britain after they are told: Get a job.”

Roma “leader” Tsvetlin Kanchev says a new law in Bulgaria “forcing” the workless to find gainful employment within 18 months “will cause many thousands of gypsies to leave the country”.

And some might go to the UK.

This means, as it always does, that the Rogarians are coming! The Express presses “1” on its speed dial phone and hears a recording of Sir Andrew Green, head of Migration Watch. It presses “2” and listens to someone from the TaxPayers’ Alliance.

And what about these Rogarians? There is the customary shot of swarthy men dressed in marble denim and black trainers.

And later there’s a picture of Count Dracula – a notorious Romanian – biting the neck of a fair-skinned maiden. “A myth or reality?” asks the paper.

Well, until we see the yellow of their eyes, we cannot be certain…

Anorak

Posted: 5th, February 2008 | In: Immigration, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink