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Britney Spears A Spaced Odyssey, As Told By Sam Lutfi

by | 6th, February 2008

spaced-britney.jpgUsWeekly is in conversation with Osama Lutfi, manager and confident to Britney Spears.

Says he: “The British accent is part of the mania. She’ll stick to the British accent because she becomes comfortable with it… But you know, when the pink wig comes on, it’s getting bad.”

The correct wig to accompany a British accent is, naturally, a red , white a blue one, or something by Man At Elton John.

Lutfi then says how he gave Britney “a handful of sleeping pills” before she was sent to the hospital. He told her: “I said these pills are working wonders, they are miracle pills.”

If you take them all, the miracle is that you ever wake up again. Or else pink angels descend on strings of strawberry liquorice. Tis miraculous.

The ambulance is here now, Britney. It’s OK. Okayyy. Okayyyyyyy.

“When I told her, she wrote me a note and put a big heart on it and it said, ‘I love you, Sam. Are there people coming? Circle yes or no, Oh, my God, it was funny, just the cutest little thing. I circled yes and I gave it back to her, and she looked at me and she’s like, ‘Oh, lord, here we go again.'”

BRITNEY: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Sam. Sam, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid…My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Sam: Yes, I’d like to hear it, BRITNEY. Sing it for me.

BRITNEY: It’s called “Daisy.”
[sings while slowing down]

BRITNEY: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Let the Awe and Mystery of a Journey Unlike Any Other Begin

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