Britney Spears’ Ice-Cream Headache
NO longer is the tabloid talk of Britney Spears’ vagina. It’s not even about her breasts, nor is it about her buttocks.
The Sun leads with news of the Spears mind.
“GET ME OUT DAD,” thunders the front-page news. And further into the paper: “BRING ME ICE CREAM.”
Spears no longer communicates in complete sentences, rather in shouty orders. Hit me, baby! Come on you bloomin’ ‘orse! “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*** it!”
Britney has been taking the waters at a Los Angeles clinic, from where she has now been set loose. During her stay, she made telephone calls. One was made to her father, Jamie Spears.
JAMIE SPEARS: Can I bring you anything?
BRITNEY: Yes. Bring me some ice cream
JS: What flavour?
BD: Vanilla
It’s the kind of anecdote that with some padding, a little polishing, a decent punchline and a team of writers could be turned into the pivotal moment of a TV show, or else a biography.
Tomorrow, the Sun reveals if Spears even did get her ice cream, and what, if anything, the cold brew did to her already “troubled” mind…
Posted: 7th, February 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 7th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I have been coming to this site a lot lately, so i thought would be proper to leave a note of appreciation here.
Thanks,
Jim Mirkalami
February 7th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
for god’s sake mic empty that sandwich into bowl and get forked!
February 7th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
She’s not carking it anytime soon - you’ll be able to buy tickets to that gig. It’s all a media driven attention seeking stunt deliberately played out for the entertainment of the great unwashed. Just like having children. If she was serious about good PR she’d hire Clarence Mitchell.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Glad to hear about those sandwiches!
Just because I think Ms Spears is a bit of a slapper, doesn’t necessarily mean that I would wish to see her come to any harm.
And let’s face facts; ‘croaking’ is a general slang term for dying, not one exclusively for use where media-created slappers are concerned. :o)
Reference the ‘disappearance’; I was suggesting that the ‘death’ of Britney Spears (failed popstar, and property of the masses) would occur as soon as she became non-newsworthy. That event could well coincide with the continuation of life as normal for Britney Spears (person in own right).
February 7th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
hmmm - you bear Ms Spears no ill will and yet you castigate her as a “talentless media-created slapper” whose death is dismissed as “croaking” or mere “disappearance” - I’d hate to get on the wrong side of you then..
I guess I must just be lucky - my sandwiches stay intact, so no problems at all!
February 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Sorry Dairy, but where’s the ‘viciousness’ to which you refer?
My current problem is that I’ve put too much salad on my sandwich, and it keeps falling out while I’m tryin to eat it. What’s your current problem (eh)?
I don’t have any ‘problems’ with the likes of Spears and all the other fake celebrities that adorn the pages and screens of our lives. I just find it incredibly sad that such people are foisted upon us as role models for the young, people to pay attention to, people whose lives we should be interested in, etc. etc.
I personally bear Ms Spears no ill-will. She is mistress of her own destiny, or at least damn well should be, given the wealth and resources at her disposal.
February 7th, 2008 at 11:40 am
she is indeed talentless, but such viciousness is completely unnecessary.
very easy to sit at a computer and spit out your venom without any consequence - what’s your problem eh?
February 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am
“it’s terrible to see someone deteriorate so publicly…”
Those who live by the media horde, shall die by the media horde.
She’s a talentless, media-created slapper. always was, always will be, until the day she dies.
In the case of ‘celebrities’ such as Spears, Hilton et al, death can be viewed as either physically croaking, or disappearing from the public consciousness.
February 7th, 2008 at 10:36 am
It seems 99 s are the topic of the day.
Make mine a mivvi
February 7th, 2008 at 9:34 am
bookmakers are already taking bets on when she’ll end up dead… it’s terrible to see someone deteriorate so publicly…