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John Kerry Blames Tornados on Global Warming

by | 7th, February 2008

ruby-red-kerry.jpgSENATOR John Kerry lost the presidency to George Bush. Now to show everyone he is still politically active, he talks about global warming.

Indeed, just like Al Gore does. Do all of George Bush’s vanquished opponents contract a dose of global warming before they disappear. Kerry clicks his heels (do flip-flops have heels?):

“[I] don’t want to sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately, but on the other hand, the weather service has told us we are going to have more and more intense storms

“And insurance companies are beginning to look at this issue and understand this is related to the intensity of storms that is related to the warming of the earth. And so it goes to global warming and larger issues that we’re not paying attention to.

The fact is the hurricanes are more intensive, the storms are more intensive and the rainfall is more intense at certain places at certain times and the weather patterns have changed.”

Can Kerry become a world authority on tornados – twisters – spin? Storms have killed at least 50 people throughout the Southeastern United States. Are they linked to global warming?

Do we have anything that can stand up to scientific tests? Not even close, not yet.

Maybe the Canadians will believe Kerry?

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