Paul McCartney Is Dead To Heather Mills
by Anorak | 13th, February 2008
“WE CAN WORK IT OUT,” says the Mirror, words hang around pictures of Lady Heather Mills and Paul McCartney.
“WE CAN WORK IT OUT,” says the Sun on its front page.
The biggest divorce in town should end soon. And then Heather will go her way.
And Paul will reveal that he really did die in a car crash, and was replaced by a lookalike on the cover of Abbey Road.
And the world will learn that Heather has just divorced Hank Marvin…
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