The Big Brother Star Gets A Colonic In A Mad World

“YES, it’s a mad world we live in but that’s how we live our lives,” says OK!’s woman of the moment as she shows us around her “new pastel pink St Alban’s house that she recently bought with her fiance – and her ex-therapist – Steve McKeown.”

Anorak wonders at the rights and wrongs of shacking up with one’s former therapist. In a moment of heated debate, or row, the therapist may not argue back but just take notes and so inflame the situation. He may then present you with a bill, and a week later submit a full report on your mental wellbeing.

Steve dresses in a Hawaiian shit with matching shorts, sunglasses, a straw hat and with one foot resting on a plastic (?) crab. He is in the lounge of - you might not have guessed it - Michelle Bass’s home.

The intention seems to be to affect an air of ease and fun, but Steve succeeds only in looking unhinged and on the verge of doing something untoward with the pink electric guitar (not plugged in) he is strumming.

Michelle is in a bikini, string dress and a huge plastic garland. She is holding a tambourine.

Bass, as you will recall, was the star of a Big Brother show, famous for getting off with another contestant and then continuing the romance in the “real world”.

The lover is old news. But Michelle is very much now. She has a cat called Susie Truffles, one of four cats. Susie Truffles is a name so sickly sweet it should not said without flossing afterwards.

Steve, if needs to be said, has one of those landing strip beards. It places a tin lid on his look.

“And I’m getting a colonic as a present,” says Michelle. Adding: “I feel like cleansing myself at the moment. But you know what?”

Well, no. OK! just wanted to know how old she was. Go on…

“It wasn’t just my birthday, it was also a year to the day that Steve and I actually got together.”

And to celebrate the double whammy Steve has bought Michelle a trip to the colonic irrigation unit.

Let is out, Michelle. Let it all out…

Anorak

Posted: 13th, February 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, OK!, TV & Radio Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink