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Anorak | A Tabloid St Valentine’s Day Special: Present Ideas, Celebrities And ‘Over Her Dead Body’

A Tabloid St Valentine’s Day Special: Present Ideas, Celebrities And ‘Over Her Dead Body’

by | 14th, February 2008

valentine.jpg THE Daily Mirror is offering its readers a free Mills and Boon book.

That and the spray of forecourt carnations on the kitchen table tell you that it’s Valentine’s Day.

Old Mr Anorak, as ever, will be marking the occasion by taking a table at is local Aberdeen Steak House crying with laughter at the young tongue-tied couples buying into romance.

Meanwhile, we notice that the Daily Mirror is celebrating this day of love. The paper is so fond of Valentines Day and all those sickly sweet stories, present ideas and filler:

FRONT PAGE : The off of an evening with a Mills and Boon paperback

Page 3 : “Expert boiler care now form only £9 a month”

Page 14 : “HALF PRICE” vacuum cleaner offer from Littlewoods Direct. More news on that Mills and Boon book. Soften her up with a love story, then seal the deal with the hoover

Page 15 : “OVER HEAR DEAD BODY”

Advert for rom-com film, in which Eva Longoria is murdered by Paul Rudd following a romantic candle-lit dinner for two at a local carvery

Page 17 : “HAPPY Valentine’s Day” an announcement

Page 20 : “find love” An advert for dating services, to be taken up by lonely hearts and those of you looking at your options

Page 22-23 : “I STILL LOVE MICK Jerry Hall Exclusive. Says Jerry: “I honestly think that sometimes you’re only meant to be with someone for a certain period of your life.” When you’re young and firm

Page 23 : “Buy one get one

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