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Cheryl Cole Takes The Ashley Cole Vomit-N-Tell Diet

by | 14th, February 2008

cheryl.jpg“ASHLEY is damaged goods. How can I trust him again.” This is “STICK-THIN CHERYL’S AGONY.”

A million Arsenal fans nod their heads and skip lightly off the scales. Ashley may be a rat, but he is great at shedding those unwanted pounds.

Although looking at “skeletal”, “pencil-thin”, “six stone” Cheryl on the Sun’s front page, readers may wonder if she looks any different to the usual pre-vomit-n-tell Cheryl.

Cheryl, we learn, is “reflecting on her troubles in a Thai sanctuary”. She has, as reported, told a pal: “How can I trust my fella again? He’s damaged goods.”

Says a “holidaymaker: “That bastard Ashley has a lot to answer for.”

“Meanwhile,” says the Sun, “Ashley was pictured larking around”, larks captured over three photographs.

Look away, Cheryl, lest you, like dear Ashley Cole, allegedly, feel sick…



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