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Anorak’s Eazy 3 Machine Can Rebuild Jordan For Bacon Week

by | 15th, February 2008

bacon-sandwhich-porn.jpg WITH a reduced Jordan now looking less like Jordan than a Kate Andre and who the hell is she? the country needs a news glamour model.

The new Jordan will be less created then moulded. Into Anorak’s Eazy3 steps young Nicola and with the addition of some vowels, GGs latex and sunset orange colouring (now in a handy spray) out steps Nikii.

The Eazy3 machine should be able to turn out at least 10 Jordans a day.

Nothing is perfect, though, and the seconds will go to the Daily Sport.

The Sport knows what it is. While the Sun has Nikkala, happy to talk about world economic issues and celebrity, the Sport has a FREE BABE SANDWICH POSTER ”.

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