Amy Winehouse Covers Up Tattoo For America
AMY Winehouse. New tooth. New blonde hair, albeit housed beneath a knitted bee hive.
New tan. And a fuller bosom.
Grammy winning Amy Winehouse has already cracked America, but she seems aware at how they like their celebrities over there – shrink-wrapped out of the box rebellion.
So here’s Winehouse in the Star, her tattoo of a topless stunna adapted for the American market. The nipples are coloured in, so that her ‘Girl’ is now wearing a black bra.
Not, not a red one. Ho-ho. It’s a black one, which is much more demure.
Look out for Winehouse cracking the Iranian market by swaddling her tattoo in a burka, Vatican City by dressing her in a wimple and the Swedish market by sticking a plastic policeman’s helmet on her head and piecing her nipples with birch twigs……
Posted: 15th, February 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 11th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Well, as much as i enjoyed your random outburst…I must say that it’s rather ignorant to fuck all the christian conservatives. Just leave it as Fuck the Ignorants or Fuck You. That just about takes care of everyone who doesn’t share your viewpoints, doesn’t it? Oh! and i almost forgot to tell you that not ALL americans are ignorant. When being a dumb-crap make sure you don’t spout off sweeping statements. Then you sound like the ignorants you’re bitching about.
And amy winehouse’s voice kicks ass, i just hope she normals out and doesn’t go the way of britney spears.
February 17th, 2008 at 9:56 am
american’s are ignorant as hell…
especially “straight caucasian” types in the mid-west.
them kooks are mildly retarded from my observations over all these years.
& don’t even get me started on the 18 & under crowd…
hopeless cases.
TAKE ME TO THE MOTHER-LAND!
CROSS THE POND TO A FREE LAND
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS
FUCK IGNORANT CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES
February 16th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Ha ha ha… hang on a second, why the hell am I laughing? I’m a limey stuck in bloody Texas right now.
I think I’d rather be in Wisconsin!
February 15th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
No offense, but not even people in the U.S. care about Wisconsin, so you may not be the right demographic to poll on the latest cultural trends. (Wasn’t Wisconsin annexed by Minnesota or Michigan or given to Canada?) Snow, huh? It’s just go, go, go, 24 hours a day, isn’t it!
February 15th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Amy has cracked America?
I did another of my highly scientific random surveys of my coworkers here in lovely Wisconsin today and it seems that about as many of them care about her as they they do about the Beckhams. Which means she’s not exactly a household name here.
We have other things to think about around here at the moment, like the ever growing piles of snow and another 11 inches due on sunday.
Sometimes moving to Arizona seems like a fine idea.