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Liz Hurley ‘Slave Wage’ Gag

by | 20th, February 2008

hurleybikini.jpg “LIZ HURLEY AND HER SLAVE WAGE MAID.”

The Mirror’s front-page headline reintroduces readers to Liz Hurley. No, dear readers, not a chance to look at the maverick talent of Miss Hurley’s breasts, nor her backside, nor her legs, hair or teeth. This is the story of Liz’s “slave wage maid”.

But we cannot hear from Violet D’Souza, because she has been “gagged”.

Anorak is appalled by the mental image of Miss D’Souza sat on a rickety chair, her mouth held in a rictus grin by a ball and chain, or one of Hurley’s end-of-line bikini tops. She stares, tormented by the sight of Miss Hurley feasting on a half dozen raisins arranged on a silver platter.

But the fanciful image is all, because the truth may never out. On the eve of her lament, to be heard at an industrial tribunal, the case has

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