Jordan Is Trimming Away On ‘Powerful Drugs’

“JORDAN’S suicide agony over divorce threats.”

Once more we are forced to wonder if celebrity magazines are a suicide cult?

Closer magazine (“The UK’s No.1 CELEB & REAL LIFE MAG – and who would have guessed this chalk and cheese combination would work?) looks at the glamour model.

“WASTING AWAY!” screams the headline. Katie Andre, as she is now fashioned is more being trimmed than wasted, reducing her gargantuan Jordans to a more manageable size.

“PETE FEARS JORDAN IS HOOKED ON PILLS,” says another headline, adding another layer of polemic to the allegations of her being wasted.

“As Jordan’s post-surgery pain leaves her unable to eat, she demands powerful drugs to numb her agony.”

Closer says it is “believed” Jordan’s has not dropped in weight to below 7st. Can all of her apparent weight lose be attributed to problems eating, suicidal thoughts, a cry for help or shedding so much of her former self?

Questions and more questions…

Anorak

Posted: 21st, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Closer, Jordan and Peter Andre Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink