
PETA Announces ‘Worst-Dressed’ Celebrities of 2008
THE WINNER: Aretha Franklin
How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform “I Am the Walrus” by The Beatles. You may be a queen, but you don’t know jack about compassion.
Marilyn Manson: “Always draped in leather from head to toe, Manson has enough skeletons in his closet to fill a pet cemetery. As if wearing dead animals isn’t foul enough, Manson says that he wears his cow-skin pants 24/7, only peeling the smelly things off to have sex. That alone should be enough to tarnish leather’s dated sex appeal. Manson may just be the shock-rocker’s stage name, but his wardrobe is a real-life tale of blood and guts.”
Eva LongWHORIA: “Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the street walker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one “desperate housewife” who needs a quickie divorce—from her stylist.”
Lindsay Lohan: “I Know Who Killed Me isn’t just the title of Lindsay Lohan’s last bomb—it’s also the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this “mean girl” can pose in their pelts. Lindsay, there’s no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.”
Kate Moss: “Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super-tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see clearly through those bleary eyes, maybe she’d clear her closet of those furs.”
Kylie Minogue: “What does Kylie Minogue have in common with her python purse? They are both cold-blooded. Come on, Kylie—it’s not cool to clutch onto an accessory made by nailing snakes to trees and skinning them alive.”
If they didn’tl wear fur, there would be far fewer fury animals.
Posted: 21st, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Twitterings Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 23rd, 2009 at 1:36 am
I support PETA - but their methods are too screechy. I think they attract supporters who don’t give a damn about animals but do want to bully celebrities, or get involved in a highly visible cause (actually I know they do - I’ve met people like that - they’re the bane of all pressure groups).
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I agree whole heartedly with Karen - PETA freaks repeatedly shouting rubbish for their own hypocritical cause.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:25 am
I hate, hate, hate animal cruelty - but they’re howling in the wind trying to bring down Kate Moss - she’d be the coolest person on the planet if she personally anally electrocuted the fox and posted it on YouTube.
In fact, all the fashionistas would probably copy her with disgusting results.
Better they ignore Kate and concentrate on all the others.
Kylie - how could you???