Cromer To Be Hit By Rogue US Satellite
A satellite shot by the Americans is going to hit Cromer:
The British government says a sizeable chunk of the poison satellite of death will hit the earth at 5.30pm GMT today (12.30 Eastern). They expect it to hit somewhere in the South Atlantic, but are a little bit concerned that it might end up crashing into the picturesque seaside village of Cromer in Norfolk - they’re worried enough to have informed the local emergency services…
Put Cromer out of its misery…
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February 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough
It isn’t fit for people now
(With apologies to Betjeman)
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 am
Cromer is a great place!……….You try it on Carnival week……………oops! that was supposed to be secret…….. tons of free (FREE) entertainment!
Fantastic town very welcoming, extremely friendly people lots to do but the sea can be a tad cooooold!
I Recomend the “Cliff top cafe”…………Straight out of heartbeat 
If the satellite lands there you should all go take a look in summer
BEST English breakfast anywhere and the tea & cakes?? well out of this world!