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Jordan’s Traditional Wooden Sex Toys

by | 23rd, February 2008

jordan-price-fruit-machine.gifJORDAN is aiming to lend her name to a range of vibrators and “massage devices”.

The goods will feature a logo featuring her naked silhouette.

Might this explain her new trimmed look, the product of Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s work with plane and chisel? Could the old Jordan only fit on a massive fallus and thus reduce her target market to old Nazi submariners, ping-pong enthusiasts and anyone looking to make a replica of Apollo 13? 

As the Sun reports: “She is also launching more traditional toys and even fruit machines.”

Traditional toys like wooden dildoes on pull-along wheels? And do these fruit machines feature a jackpot in the form of three singing acorns, a la Peter Andre, Mr Jordan?

The Anorak shop awaits… 

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