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Jordan’s Traditional Wooden Sex Toys

by | 23rd, February 2008

jordan-price-fruit-machine.gif JORDAN is aiming to lend her name to a range of vibrators and “massage devices”.

The goods will feature a logo featuring her naked silhouette.

Might this explain her new trimmed look, the product of Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s work with plane and chisel? Could the old Jordan only fit on a massive fallus and thus reduce her target market to old Nazi submariners, ping-pong enthusiasts and anyone looking to make a

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