Jennifer Aniston Is Frozen In Egg Time
JENNIFER Aniston will not feature on the cover of the National Enquirer for the next few weeks.
There will no stories about Jennifer Aniston falling in love with her new leading man on the set of a – irony of ironies – a romantic comedy.
There will be no stories of how poor Jenn is coping with the first trimester of Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy.
This is not because Hell has frozen over or all magazine space is taken up with news of Britney Spear’s conversion to Islam. It is because Jennifer Aniston has had her eggs frozen.
An insider tells Star magazine: “It was a really smart move, because it buys (Jen) a few years to figure it all out. The pressure has lifted.”
Great plan. And if it doesn’t happen Jenn can be cryogenically frozen and injected with frozen sperm from leading men though the ages. One each. To the winner the spoils.
And if the freezing eggs plan doesn’t work, Aniston can always revert to Plan B:
Before making the decision to freeze her eggs, Jennifer considered other options, according to another Star source. “Her friend Sheryl Crow turned her on to the idea of adopting.”
Although it is thought all the more photogenic orphans have been taken by the aforesaid Jolie…
Posted: 25th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
