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The New York Times Is Copulating With Matt Damon And Sarah Silverman

JIMMY Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are engaged in a “fucking” video war.

Silverman has been “I’m Fucking Matt Damon“. Kimmelis says “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck“.

Ms. Silverman is Mr. Kimmel’s longtime girlfriend. They may have endured sexual relations.

The video-off has reached the attention of the New York Times. In “Late-Night TV Satires Become Online Hits”, writer Edward Wyatt is faced with explaining the videos without mentioning much about their content.

(As of Tuesday afternoon, the four-minute video had been viewed more than two million times on YouTube. It has also been prominently displayed on the broadcast network’s home page, ABC.com.)

Silverman “confesses that she has been sleeping with Matt Damon”.

Then: “After Ms. Silverman revealed that she was hooking up with Mr. Damon — everywhere, it seemed, and all the time — Mr. Kimmel vowed to take his revenge.”

And: “Most of the lyrics of Mr. Kimmel’s and Ms. Silverman’s songs are too graphic to be repeated here. One vulgar word describing the coital relations between, on the one bed, Ms. Silverman and Mr. Damon, and on the other, Mr. Kimmel and Mr. Affleck, was repeatedly bleeped out for the broadcast of each video.”

In the UK press the word fucking would become, with the strike of graphic wizardry and no small cunning, a coded f*cking. But the NY Times is above such things. As such, Wyatt is f*cked.

“The video also includes pictures of Ms. Silverman with vulgar insults scrawled across them — again, words that cannot be reprinted here and, presumably, would not appear on most Web sites affiliated with ABC’s corporate parent, the Walt Disney Company.”

Which is not fucking Matt Damon…

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Gina says:
September 11th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

A RESPONSE TO ACTOR, MATT DAMON …

MATT …

You’re just an actor, and everyone knows that you and Ben Afflick have been in the tank for Obma, even before Palin came along. Your lines are written for you, just like a speech writer creates the lines for Obama.
A director tells you what to do each moment . Make-up people and costurme designers work on your
appearance. Other than that, you’re just like anybody else, except you seem to think that since you’re
a manufactured celebrity, your opinion means more, but it doesn’t.

QUESTION:
IS PALIN QUALIFIED COMPARED TO OBAMA ?

ANSWER:
http://townhall.com/blog/g/cba8713c-ef73-4ebc-aa5e-bc53e6596e2a&comments=true

Once again … if you compare McCain/Palin’s track record with Obama/Biden’s, it’s no contest. McCain/Palin are a hundred times more qualified to lead this country. McCain/Palin show scores of actual achievements and solid service to America, while once again, Obama’s track record is one of excessive absences from his responsibilities, and all talk with no actual experience, or contributions to America.
Like Governor Palin has pointed out … Obama had the time to write two memoirs, but never wrote one piece of significant legislation … not even when he was in the state legislature. Regarding earmarks, and the economy … If Obama gets elected, his irresponsible and clueless ideas for shifting America’s wealth would turn the U.S.A. into a third world country, with businesses laying off employees to keep their doors open. Obama’s ideas for national security would de-fang America and make us weak, putting us at the mercy of the world’s tyrants.