Mum Kerry Katona’s goen To Iceland, But Where’s Dad?

MORE news on Kerry Katona, face and body of supermarket ownbrand ketchup and frozen Boozie Brownies.

Mum’s gone to Iceland. But where’s dad?

Samantha Riaz says she knows. In “My secret romps with Kerry’s fella” the Sun hears Samantha say how she slept with Mark Croft, Mr Boozie Brownie, last summer.

As with such tales, there is the inevitable misspelt text message: “Am horny & thinkin of ur sexc bod ridin my ****.” (The **** is unlikely to be “wife”.)

There is the comment on Mark’s sexual prowess. Says Sam: “The sex was rubbish. I didn’t know he was married.” That appears as a non-sequitur, as married men will attest.

And there is the comment on the allegedly cuckolded wife: “Kerry, who is allegedly still snorting cocaine, despite being pregnant, will be devastated by his latest indiscretion.”

This is an insight into the Kerry Katona household. Even if it is all true, it is not so shocking. Indeed, the most sensational part of this story is Samantha’s claim that Croft pulled her by passing himself off as a…surveyor.

Has it ever failed to get the girls?

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink