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Call The Police Cones Hotline

by | 3rd, March 2008

flintoff-drinking.jpg COPS are on the hunt for Masum Ahmed.

Two traffic cones have gone missing from Burnham, Bucks. Ahmed is in the frame.

In Anorak’s experience, detection should not be too tricky, even for the police. A cone is often used as a makeshift hat, an oversized nose or, in moments of drink-fuelled high jinx, a massive phallus. And ultimately a receptacle for vomit.

Says Mr Ahmed: “I took two cones as a practical joke as we have problems parking but I didn’t think it would go this far.”

Police have arrived at Mr Ahmed’s home. They are searching his house.

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