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Cheryl Cole Records Ashley Cole Revenge

by | 3rd, March 2008

arsenal_fans.jpgCHERYL Cole has recorded a song featuring the line: “You’ve been a f****** jerk!”

This, says the Sun’s Gordon Smart, is “the perfect way to get her message across to numbnuts husband Ashley – with a four-letter rant in a new song.”

“Jerk” does indeed contain four letters. (Who says journalists can’t do maths?) But as an Americanism it may lack the necessary “venom” to make Ashley Cole sit up and take notice. This is the Ashley Cole who is often regaled in song by fans of opposition clubs.

Four-letter words feature heavily in these works, as do six-letter words, nine letter words and one thirteen letter word that could not be repeated in this organ…



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