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Get The Knut Work-Out DVD And Therapy Kit

by | 3rd, March 2008

knut-book.jpgPOLAR Bear Watch: Anorak’s look at polar bears in the news- with Knut

ONE year ago Knut was just another polar bear. How cute he was.

He became a celebrity. And in “KNUT BAR ALL” the Mirror says a home movie has been released showing nut in the altogether, as his celebrity demands.

“Do you still think I’m cute?” asks the Mail.

Knut now weighs 22 stone, has large teeth and six-inch claws. Celebrity affects different creatures in different ways.

All Knut needs is an intensive course of keep-fit – leading to the Knut DVD workout – and therapy to recapture the slim innocence that so attracted us towards him…

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