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POLAR Bear Watch: Anorak’s look at polar bears in the news- with Knut
ONE year ago Knut was just another polar bear. How cute he was.
He became a celebrity. And in “KNUT BAR ALL” the Mirror says a home movie has been released showing nut in the altogether, as his celebrity demands.
“Do you still think I’m cute?” asks the Mail.
Knut now weighs 22 stone, has large teeth and six-inch claws. Celebrity affects different creatures in different ways.
All Knut needs is an intensive course of keep-fit – leading to the Knut DVD workout - and therapy to recapture the slim innocence that so attracted us towards him…
Posted: 3rd, March 2008 | In: Global Warming, Polar Bear Watch, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
He grew then, because popular opinion said he would die, ah well that confounded them