A Coronation Street On Every Street

PLANS are afoot for a Coronation Street pub on “YOUR STREET”, says the Star on its front page.

What having a pub on every street in the country will do for binge drinking can only be feared, but if it what the fans of the soap demand, then it will hard to stop.

We would argue that to be truly authentic, your street should host a knicker factory, a cab office, a bus stop, a corner shop, a kebab shop and the associated doctor’s surgery.

In a stroke, Britain’s manufacturing industry is restored, the NHS is improved, car emissions curtailed, supermarkets beaten, drink-driving banished and, if the kebabs can be laced with free range tomato and organic horse the heath of the nation improved.

If you have been affected by any of the words in today’s story call 0800 CONFUSED, where Casualty’s team of medics will be on hand to help…

Anorak

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