‘Pregnant’ Britney Spears Has Is Cooking On Gas

GIVEN the eating habits and lifestyle of Britney Spears, might the bump in her tum-tum be less baby than gas? Spears is a mum of two.

No chance, says the Star. “BRIT ADMITS I AM HAVING A BRAT.”

Britney is in a shop. She is looking at things. Pictures are being taken. Says an onlooker: “She was clearly feeling conscious about her belly because she kept trying to cover it by holding her hands over it, or covering it with what looked like a jacket.”

No, dear readers, not a jacket with a price tag attached, evidence of Britney’s meltdown as she enacts a Winona Ryder moment. The jacket is not stuffed down her pants. That is a baby. At least the Star is certain.

Finally: “And Britney, 26, has reportedly been gobbling down extra-large portions of her favourite food, fuelling further rumours.”

Eating a lot… Recovering from depression… Wandering a shop…. A bump beneath her top…

Its has to be a baby. What other explanation could there be? Unless…

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Posted: 7th, March 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink