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Bishop Carl Cooper And The Church of England’s Good Sex Guide

by | 10th, March 2008

nativity-scene.jpg BISHOP Carl Cooper is “being probed over his link to a married woman vicar”. Ooer.

Two naughty vicar stories in one Sun story. All good things come to he who waits. Amen.

And better. Bishops Carl is father to “binge-drinking daughters”. Glory be!

Lora is pictured dressed as a bunny girl and as a “gangster’s whore” in sexy stockings. The Sun looks at Laura’s Bebo page and sees that she has “tried pole-dancing, snogged another girl and once drank so much she blacked out”.

Why pay Page 3 girls when Bebo provides them for free?

Lora says one of her favourite sports is “running away from the police”.
Her sister Emma, 17, says she loves lager “coz it gets me p***** well easy”.

Twenty-three clergymen in Wales have voiced concerns at the friendship of Bishop Cooper, 47, of St David’s in Pembrokeshire, and mum-of-two Rev Mandy Williams-Potter, 38.

The “pretty brunette” insists it is “coincidence” she is splitting from her husband Chris after 13 years.

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