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Chantelle And Jordan: When Chests Go Wild

by | 11th, March 2008

need_brains.jpg“CHANTELLE can’t control her chest,” says the Sun’s Gordon Smart.

It’s following her around the room. It’s got a mind of its own. It cannot be contained. What can Chantelle Houghton do?

Jordan knows. Says she: “Chantelle isn’t me. She was really nice in Celebrity Big Brother but she should have stuck with her true self. She’s never going to do all of what I do. I’ve been there, done it and bought the T-shirts, with the boobs packed in.”

Those gargantuan Jordans come with a free T-shirt? We look again at the Sun’s picture of the enhanced Chantelle Hayes spilling out a dress. Her breasts running amuck.

She’s got the breasts. But – fool of fools – she’s taken them out of the wrapping.

Someone fetch her a T-shirt.


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