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Britain’s Celebrity Police Force: An Evening With Jeremy Clarkson

by | 12th, March 2008

jeremy-clarkson1.jpg YESTERDAY the Mirror showed its readers its front-page picture of Jeremy Clarkson driving a car with what looked like a mobile phone held to an ear.

Today, the Mirror says: “COPS TO QUIZ THE BERK IN A MERC.”

Right now Britain’s celebrity police force are analysing the Mirror’s picture of the BBC TV presenter in his car.

Says Superintendent Mike Doyle: “Using a mobile while driving is extremely dangerous and has the same effect on a person’s ability to drive as being just over the drink-driving limit.”

Adding: “If we had enough evidence that we thought could be supported in court, we would take action.”

The Supt. should put the picture of Clarkson

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