Britney Spears’ £2million Dubai Sand Dance

BRITNEY Spears will now dance for you.

To the Two Million Pound A Pint Bar in Dubai, where Britney Spears is performing an “erotic dance for the Arabs”, or “leering sheikhs”.

The assignment is at the behest of “Pakistani-British immigrant Sheeraz Hasan, who founded Spears-tastic pap-arazzi agency Hollywood.tv with the backing of investors for His Highness of Dubai”.

It was business that came out of an epiphany. Hasan was on his hajj to Mecca. He stopped for a bottle of water. He saw a newspaper. One it was cover of was a picture of Britney.

Says he: “That’s when I realised it was my calling to devote my career to her. By the blessing of God, my logo is on AP, Entertainment Tonight and CNN.”

Such is God’s will. A gust of wind, a flutter of the newspaper’s pages and Hasan would have been dedicating his life to Anthea Turner, Shane Warne’s hair replacement studios or the Daily Mail’s Banish The Bag campaign.
Says Hasan: “I’m going to take Paris Hilton to Dubai – the sheikhs said any amount of money she wants is fine – and next I’m going to take Britney. She can have her own island. Everything Britney does is news – Britney pumps gas, Britney forgets to put milk in her coffee.”

Britney does the sand dance with Dubai’s celebrity-in-residence Jim Davidson.

God willing…

Anorak

Posted: 13th, March 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink