Comments on: Shannon Matthews: Paul Donovan’s ‘Vile’ School Uniform Sex

By: i-dont-believe-them

i-dont-believe-them — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 23:58:22 +0000

dressing up in school uniforms? that’s a school disco party! if that’s pervy than half of women under the age of 40 are pervs.

By: Totje

Totje — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:02:01 +0000

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MrsT

I get it, you’ve never ever seen anything that was ironed by me. When it’s out of the dryer it looks better then after my struggle with the iron

By: Totje

Totje — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:59:43 +0000

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yampster

You lost it though at Ghandi’s [or was it mrs Ghandi's] white cotton ironed suit/dress whateveritscalled. I think all that’s left of the great UK empire is Australia isn’t it? Could it be because there’s no iron nor ironing in the bush?

By: GANDOLF

GANDOLF — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:56:58 +0000

Totje, ffs Adolf used a Panzer to do the ironing.

By: MrsT

MrsT — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:55:57 +0000

Hey I’m not sexist Totje … you can do it if you want

By: Totje

Totje — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:54:14 +0000

Bloody h*ll, she’s trying to catch every man around to do her ironing!!!??!!
And what about me???
[see I can do the cursing too]

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:52:46 +0000

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Totje

Most wars since the invention of the flat iron have been Laundry based. The search for adecent Dhobi Wallah led the British to take over the whole of India

By: MrsT

MrsT — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:51:36 +0000

You can come and do my ironing then

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:50:34 +0000

Oops, what a giveaway. I meant of course the current Mrs Y

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:48:22 +0000

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MrsT

Hang on I’ll ask the current Mrs L

By: MrsT

MrsT — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:43:05 +0000

Yampster are you a man ?

By: Totje

Totje — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:35:05 +0000

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yampster

Oh so we should rewrite history, isn’t it? So much misinformation in history books! Hitler didn’t want to occupy Russia or fight the communism, he wanted to get mrs Stalin to do his ironing! Or do you think he wanted to get revenge on her for her remark???

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:29:22 +0000

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Totje

You are a woman so you know little of ironing. Only men can iron properly. It’s a well known fact that Hitler invaded Russia after Mrs Stalin spotted a double crease on the sleeve of Adolf’s favourite black shirt

By: MrsT

MrsT — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:28:45 +0000

Well while the Martians are doing theirs, they can come and do mine …

Duncan, keep Mic away with his ferrets.

By: Totje

Totje — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:23:14 +0000

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GANDOLF

Why silly me? Better ask Ian, he knows all about child neglect!

By: Totje

Totje — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:22:18 +0000

Ironing, what’s this fixation with ironing? Is it typically British or is it an universal problem? I wonder if the Martians also do some ironing. But for us simple terrestrials there’s a new dryer with steam function, hardly no ironing at all necessary! It this a simple solution or am I getting ironical?

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:18:46 +0000

22- MrsT

Thick black tights ( Nora Batty style)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Tart!

By: MrsT

MrsT — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:10:19 +0000

Thick black tights ( Nora Batty style) …. and you took your blazer off at your peril.

Sam Fox pees me off ….. my blouse didn’t fill out like that.

By: GANDOLF

GANDOLF — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:59:50 +0000

yampster, errrrrrrrrrr I will need to take advice from Totje, can I get back to you…

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:49:31 +0000

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GANDOLF

And who was looking after the child/children while the baby sitter was getting flossed? A clear case of child neglect and you, if you witnessed the event without reporting it to the authorities are a very naughty boy and probably should be sued or something