Anorak | The Rhyme Of The Website Moderator

The Rhyme Of The Website Moderator

by | 16th, March 2008

The Rhyme Of The Website Moderator – aka Carmen:

I am the very model of an Anorak personality,
I intersperse triviality with tedious banality.
Opinions I have plenty of, both genuine and borrowed,
In all the countless postings, where you, I try to goad.

I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
I wouldn’t know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.

The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
I say I’m frank and forthright, but that’s merely lies and vanity,
The gibbering of one who’s at the limit of his sanity.

If only I could get a life, which is somewhat problematical;
If what I said was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
Would I still be the loathsome troll that you’ve learned to hate?

Your intellect I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
And you’re the one who spends the time to read my drivelling.
My enemies are numerous, and no one would be blaming you
For naming me, who has the time, to spend abusing you?

But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face,
It’s simply isn’t safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
So stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity
T’would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.

I always have the last word; so, with utmost finality,
That’s all from me, the very model of an Anorak Personality.

With apologies to Gilbert, Sullivan, and anyone else who can’t understand that Moderator’s are human……

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