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	<title>Comments on: Headline Of The Day: Student Sues After Being Woken Up</title>
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	<description>Tabloid news for broadsheet readers</description>
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		<title>By: Albert Hurwood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Albert Hurwood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps I could sue the bleeding crow which wakes me up every morning by pecking at my window - or is it a raven?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps I could sue the bleeding crow which wakes me up every morning by pecking at my window - or is it a raven?</p>
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		<title>By: Mic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Our games teacher used to crack you on the arse with a fencing foil. 

Then again, he was a bit of an arse himself.

Board rubbers! We used to get very adept at dodging them. 

I often wondered whether that was how Dickie Davis got that white streak in his hair....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our games teacher used to crack you on the arse with a fencing foil. </p>
<p>Then again, he was a bit of an arse himself.</p>
<p>Board rubbers! We used to get very adept at dodging them. </p>
<p>I often wondered whether that was how Dickie Davis got that white streak in his hair&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Firestar</title>
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		<dc:creator>Firestar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they used to throw the blackboard rubber at you when i was at school.

that woke you up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they used to throw the blackboard rubber at you when i was at school.</p>
<p>that woke you up.</p>
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		<title>By: Randie-by-Name</title>
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		<dc:creator>Randie-by-Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(Having thought he'd roached it properly, he would have placed the joint in his lughole for future use of course.  I hate not having an "edit" button. )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Having thought he&#8217;d roached it properly, he would have placed the joint in his lughole for future use of course.  I hate not having an &#8220;edit&#8221; button. )</p>
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		<title>By: Randie-by-Name</title>
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		<dc:creator>Randie-by-Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What's the bets Vinny passed out from smoking too much nature's own and the ear damage was actually caused by the joint smouldering its way down to the drum? Could he sue the school board as well on the grounds that they didn't supply sufficient ashtrays and therefore infringed fire as well as health regs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the bets Vinny passed out from smoking too much nature&#8217;s own and the ear damage was actually caused by the joint smouldering its way down to the drum? Could he sue the school board as well on the grounds that they didn&#8217;t supply sufficient ashtrays and therefore infringed fire as well as health regs?</p>
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