
Valentine Warner Tells You What To Eat Now
MEET Valentine Warner, the man the Mirror heard called the “Russell Brand of the kitchen”.
Warner is the new face of the BBC celebrity chef series What To Eat Now, in which a TV chef places his food before the nation and tells them they must eat it all up or else they can’t go out and play.
But would you want to eat food prepared by man so dubbed? This is Brand, the priapic BBC presenter with the backcombed hair, author of the masturbatory memoir My Booky Wook.
That’s him serving you your TV dinner…
Posted: 17th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Crayfish with hazelnut stuffing. We’re all eating it down my way.
Twat Du Jour as we say in the real world.