David Beckham’s Death And Life By Numbers
DAVID Beckham has a new tattoo.
It’s a swirl of letters that is said to mean: “Death and life have determined appointments. Riches and honour depend upon heaven.”
Had Beckham been born with such a birthmark, we would look on him in awe, wrapt in his heavenly majesty. Instead, we look on whim with…
But Beckham is of flesh and blood and looking at the swirling pattern, what an insider terms the “brush-stroke effect” (Chinese italics) we wonder if this new motto is masking a blemish, a broken vein or an enlarged pore?
It might be that as Beckham ages he becomes more coloured in, veins turned into vapours of mystic force, stretch marks morphed into the The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock?
You don’t so much look at Beckham as study him - which is unusual for a man who has said how much he hates reading…
Picture: The Spine
Posted: 18th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 18th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
So that’s the new tatt he had done of his missus. Cool, she looks more lively than I’ve seen her look for years, but hasn’t she gone back to being brunette now?
March 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Looks like the Triad got him.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:48 am
When Posh had her blood group tattood on her thigh, David liked it so much that he had one exactly the same done on his. We can only hope his hand slips with his Mach 3 one morning