Dog Day Afternoons For Coco And Merlin
AS is the way of such thing, Eliot Pauline Styler Sumner, daughter to popstar Sting and wide Trudie Styler, is to becoming a model.
She is to star in new campaign for chavtastic brand Burberry alongside Bryan Ferry’s son Merlin.
The Mail says she is also at the centre of a “bidding war” to sign her up as a singer.
Life is good for multi-talented Eliot Pauline Styler Sumner, who we are told answers to the name Coco.
Indeed, dear reader, it would seem the world of celebrity is run along similar lines to Crufts, with the sons and daughters of pedigree dogs and bitches competing in various classes under pet names.
Look out for Coco advertising products for shiny hair, nutritious food, and being mated with the aforesaid Merlin…
Posted: 18th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
The progeny of Crufts participants and winners are bred with a lot more care and thought than the off spring of celebs,or indeed puppy farms.
But the products of puppy farming,although inclined to endure and suffer are being taken care of.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
And bloody Calum Best. Tosser!
March 18th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
It seems to me that celebs have kids for all the wrong reasons. We have the grotesque business side of it all. The pregnancy diary, the after baby fitness dvd, the maternity clothes range etc. The poor babies are kitted out in designer crap - such a waste of money and just to show us how wealthy the parents are. Yummy mummy crap. Model, singer, it girl, whatever.
And now it seems that it is even more obscene. The kids are groomed as a money making scheme to pay their parents pensions. Or maybe a way of the parents to still have celeb status through their offspring.
The kids, in general, are talentless novelty acts. The outrageous (yawn) Geldof girls and Osborne kids and dreadful Richard and Judy offspring would never get a chance in the music/media world if their parents weren’t famous. It’s painful watching the lot of them.
Come on, kids, do something worthy of fame. Please. Or go home to mummy and daddy.
March 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
‘wide’ Trudie Styler?
Has she been putting on weight recently?