How to Fight And Win The War On Flu

“FLU ‘bigger threat to UK than terror’.”

It’s the headline that one may respond to by asking: And how big of a threat is terror?

Anorak can assure you that the threat of terror is huge. And that if flu is a bigger threat it is no small wonder that you are not already a victim.

The Express says “ministers fear a global attack” of flu that has the “ability to wipe out more than one in 100 of the total population”.

Gordon Brown has set the wheels is motion to scupper the power of flu, specifically with a 1,000-strong civil defence force, which will scour the coastline for any sign of flu virus.

If you see the virus, you should follow the correct procedure:

A. Wrap a scarf about our face
B. Cover your head and as much of your body as possible with clothing
C. Run screaming about the streets shouting “You are all going to die!”

As a result you will soon be spirited away to a secure room free of germs and all signs of life…

Anorak

Posted: 20th, March 2008 | In: Tabloids, War On Terror Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink