Lady Heather Mills’ Amputation Offer To Fiona Shackleton
MORE Lady Heather Mills insights in the Sun as the paper sees her Heathership make a “throat slashing gesture” in court at Paul McCartney’s “victorious divorce lawyer”, the wet-look Fiona Shackleton.
No comment from either party.
But some surprise that the gesture was not of a club pounding Ms Shackleton over the head in the manner of a fur harvester killing a seal pup.
As for the alleged knife gesture, we should note that Lady Mills is an expert in amputation and Ms Shackleton is in safe hands…
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March 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Maybe a head pounding could be confused with a pat on the bonce?