Comments on: Caption Contest: Sarko, Carla, Liz And Phil

By: willo

willo — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:39:08 +0000

“I just realised my dear Sarky, that ‘Labia Theorizes Phallic Pork’ is an anagram of Philip, Carla, Sarko and Elizabeth, if you get my drift”. Said the Queen Smiling to herself.

By: lyn

lyn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:52:28 +0000

When we get back home, you, Sarko dear, can set up the BBQ. Philip does the chops and salad, and Carla and me will do the drinks. Charles: “Gaw..and the smoke…and the onions. Camilla and I will stick it out!!

By: willo

willo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:48:44 +0000

“We have had a lot of trouble a rouge Prince Charles clone, Russian model we think”.

By: willo

willo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:38:31 +0000

“They are not buttons, I pulled them off the side of a Dalek”

By: Muddler She Wrote

Muddler She Wrote — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:24:30 +0000

“One day she’ll be mine….”

By: newbie

newbie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:03:51 +0000

..now Mr. President about that football match…

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:50:54 +0000

Yes, its true that we helped to save France,but can we save ourselves from Brown and Nu Labour?

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:48:34 +0000

Your visit is of great importance.Charles even popped into Tesco’s and bottle two bottles of French wine for over a tenner.

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:40:44 +0000

We are both “beacons of democracy” President Sarkozy. We will both flog anything to Saudi Arabia, who aren’t.

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:38:23 +0000

Beacon of democracy? Oh, Phil and I rolled -up in front of the telly!

By: pat

pat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:26:52 +0000

don’t look now but i think charles in looking daggers at me- if looks could kill he would be king by now.

By: Alice

Alice — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:07:10 +0000

Oh, President Sarkozy, it’s very generous of you to let Philip shoot down the Gallic rooster for my hat …

By: John Blake

John Blake — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:42 +0000

Even on state visits Phillip farts like a motorbike.Is your Carla`s hat pinned on tight?

By: firestar

firestar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:58:43 +0000

‘For god’s sake Phillip, pack it in with the onion jokes, it’s the president that’s supposed to be sarky not you!’

By: lyn

lyn — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:15:13 +0000

Don’t tell me, is that a painting of Carla over there. Goodness me!

By: Rob Pendragon

Rob Pendragon — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:50:33 +0000

When I suggested Charles as a toy boy for Carla, I meant in terms of size, not age

By: Rob Pendragon

Rob Pendragon — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:46:59 +0000

And the nice thing is, if a bird poos on one’s hat, nobody would ever know

By: lyn

lyn — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:41:33 +0000

My father had better watch what he is saying! Mummy will not be pleased.

By: yampster

yampster — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:33:56 +0000

So tell me Mr President, Philip is dying to know. Does she still shave her minge?

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:19:50 +0000

One is NOT looking, and it looks much better on One than on the Royal correspondent.