A Free Organ With Every Sun Newsapper

“THIS PAPER COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE,” says the Sun’s front-page claim.

The paper is equipped with a free donor card, enabling a Sun reader to live on in the body of a recipient after he has been, say, run down looking at the Sun’s Dannii and considering her thoughts on the War On Terror.

Very soon the Sun will host the Innards Of Gold awards do and showcase those who have benefited from Sun readers’ donations.

Davina McCann will introduce Joan who has not been able to see since birth. Thanks to Sun reader Dave, a nightwatchman from Charteris, Joan now has two bulging eyes that never even blink.

Here’s Armani. Handless since a holiday to Abu Hamza’s adventure playground in North London, she now sports two new hands that though clammy make her ever indebted to Steve, an umemployed library assistant from Basildon.

And there’s Brendan, a boy who since accepting a kidney donation from Gary, a cab driver in Daventry, can process his own urine and thanks for “organ memory” finishes each and every sentence with the phrase “The country’s going to hell in a handcart”…

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Posted: 29th, March 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink