Ban The Hood And Spoil The Child
“BAN THE HOOD FOR GOOD,” says the Express on its front page.
In the interests of freedom, democracy and all that makes this country what it is, the Express wants the Government to legislate against the wearing of hooded tops.
As such, we are surprised that today’s paper does not come equipped with a pair of Alan Titchmarsh garden shears with which right-minded Express readers can sever a youngster’s hood.
In scenes reminiscent of Beauty of The Beast, the hoodie’s hood is removed and the spell broken.
Magic, though, can only go so far, and while the lack of a hood will make the teen decent and whole again, it will not cure his teenage acne or make him more attractive to women under the age of 73…
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March 30th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Perhaps youths could have a de -hooding ceremony when they reach the age of reason. A little like circumscision. Or do them both together and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
But what age would that be? 20? 30? 40?
Nah.
March 30th, 2008 at 11:54 am
and then they have to be sedated