PSSST! Wanna see a picture of a 65-year-old man walking on the beach with his shirt off?
If you do, best buy a copy of the Mirror which features Paul McCartney on the cover. Paul is topless and clad only in a pair of kinky shorts.
And he’s not alone, but with a woman who looks young enough to be his daughter’s mother. She’s “wealthy American socialite” Nancy Shevell.
“Macca & Cracka,” says the Sun on its cover.
Anorak is a family organ and will not show the pictures of this coming together, preferring to show our readers a simple and tasteful shot of Paul’s last conquest, Lady Heather Mills, nee Penny Lane, advertising the campaign to get us eating five pieces of fruit a day…
Posted: 1st, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 am
i prefer the 3-legged type.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:41 am
Legless. Even better.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:41 am
One leg bad; two legs good
April 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am
Does Paul ever learn. This lady has a lot going for her though, have to admit.