Third Of Britons Are Paranoid, All Others Under Observation
HARRIET Harman might not be such a fool to walk around in a stab-proof vest - she might just be paranoid.
The Sun says more than a third of Brits are “PARANOID”.
How do we know this? By scientists watching you and noting all you do down on pads, that’s how. Also, researchers sent 200 volunteers on a computer-generated four-minute trip in a London Tube carriage.
One paranoid passenger said a “dodgy” computer character looked as if he might turn aggressive or “plant a bomb”.
A second was scared she might be sexually molested, while a third feared a virtual passenger who kept moving a hand was a pickpocket.
A fourth was “spooked” by another virtual passenger. She said later: “I’m sure he looked at me more than a couple of times though I might be imagining it.”
Meanwhile a woman in south London is taking no chances, her party is handing out ID cards and her leader is invading Iraq just in case it has big guns that can kill us all in 45 minutes…
Posted: 2nd, April 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 2nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Brandon …. what do you mean by “out me”? ….. Have you been following me?….why are you picking on me?…….what have I ever done to you?…..why do you hate me?….was it your cat I accidently ran over last week?….I’m sorry…now leave me alone.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
or someone can out you on anorak
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I include myself in the third of us Brits who are paranoid and find no comfort in the fact that two thirds of the country is out to get me….where can I hide?
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Perhaps she thinks Para-Noia is a little like para- troops, para- chutes para-medics. But i guess if you get ‘Noia ‘ its better to get the para kind,as who knows what the other kind is….