Cristiano Ronaldo Learns From Ryan Giggs’ Mistakes
CRISTIANO Ronaldo was just 14 years old when Manchester United’s Ryan Giggs removed his shirt in celebration.
What many at first thought to be a pet monkey strapped to Giggs’ torso turned out to be genuine hair. On his chest.
At a joint emergency meeting of the Football Association and Premier League’s respective marketing boards it was decide that it should never happen again.
While it would be problematic to ban hair growth, there would be penalties for any player caught removing his shirt in a goal celebration (yellow card) or on a beach in Marbella (loss of razor blade contract).
Ronaldo took note. He practiced hard. He juggled balls. He perfected flicks and tricks. He learned how to say “Good day, a back, crack and sack, my man, please” in near-perfect Ingleeesh.
In time, he would go on to inherit Giggs’ position at Manchester United, but not his look. As the Sun reports, Ronaldo waxes his chest to a deep and lustrous shine.
Zoe, 25, from London takes the opportunity to show readers her own waxed chest and say: “I think a man who takes prided in his appearance should be applauded.”
And thousands of Manchester United fans agree…
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June 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
And he’s still so bloomin gorgeous and so bloody talented.
Rumour has it he’s moving on a free loan to Sunderland next season!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Mrs T - As long as he gets his mobile number, any strategy is fine by me…
April 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Mic
I’ve got an idea …. drop your fork, bend down to pick it up and as you come back up, stab him in the foot accidently on purpose.
Or
Knock your soup over, near the Mr Sheen area.
Failing that
Kick him in the shins.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Mic - think yourself lucky. Mr noseycow and daughter are ardent Chelsea supporters, No. 1 son devote arsenal supporter, No.2 son lives for Man U, and i of course ’suport’ (i use that term loosely) Sunderland.
All the kids play footy (both boys train with leicester and youngest also with birmingham city). Hubby runs local under 11’s side.
And to top that we are season ticket holders for leicester tigers…
Bloody hell I’m exhausted just thinking about it….
April 6th, 2008 at 9:17 am
G’day Nosey.
It’a big corporate shindig, and one of my customers has booked some places.
It should be quite interesting, but I need to rustle up a posh suit with black tie and all that cobblers.
My Father in Law used to go every year; he worked at Old Trafford as a tour guide. It was really useful, he used to get my son all the kit and stuff at about half price….it was still bloody expensive, just not extortionate!
He also fixed it one day (years ago now) for Mrs Mic and No1 son to go to the training ground. He came away witha bunch of autographs and photos of him with Giggs, Beckham, Cantona, Bruce, Schmeikel, Sharpe etc.
Luckily, he lost interest in football, so we’re spwared another ManU fan in the family; I’m seriously outnumbereed as it is.
April 6th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Mic LOL
Ronaldo’s heard it all before… sigh
Actually he’s better kept as a fantasy - as I’m sure he’d be in some way disapointing if I got to know him. Bet he leaves his socks around the house / toilet seat up etc etc.
However he’s a joy to watch playing footy, everyone can see that he just loves it… sigh
So how do you get to go to the Man U player of the year awards if you’re a liverpool fan??
April 5th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Hey Nosey,
I’ll be at the ManU Player of the Year awards dinner next month; I’ll give young Cristiano a nudge in the ribs, and tell him that you’ve got the hots for him if you like.
You never know, he may give me that can of Mr Sheen as a keepsake for you.
On the other hand, I may just kick him in the shins; I’m a Liverpool fan.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
just checking to make sure matty’s link is still there.
mr noseycow wears those boxers… not quite the same effect though.
April 5th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Mic - go away and leave us to drool in peace.
sigh…
April 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Bucket of cold water for the ladies please!
Quick!!
April 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am
just checking that he’s still here… sigh
April 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Well actually Terry Henry is my all time fav
would kick mr noseycow out in the blink of an eye if there was so much as a sniff of a chance of ever meeting him… 
Ronaldo comes in a very healthy second though, but only in dream land as my daughter says she would refuse to share her mirror (2m x 1.5m) with him…
April 4th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
matty
Am with you ….. Freddy Ljunberg … lush
April 4th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Gloria - I want the head end,
no no no the interesting end,
no no no the head end..
no no no the …. you choose.
April 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
noseycow- ohhh young man!!!!! At your age, at our age!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEBIOmd-F9k
April 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Matty - Thankyou
swoon… swoon … sigh … off to unpack shopping now. need time in the freezer. 
April 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Little prezzie for you noseycow and all you other Ronaldo fans, can’t see the fascination myself.
Thierry Henri maybe or Freddie Ljungberg.
What bout Beckhams mother tellin him off for those photos in his undercrackers, how very dare she, deprive us poor women of a bit pleasure
http://tinyurl.com/49ltcl
April 4th, 2008 at 11:22 am
hey he is so HOT whos wif me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
April 4th, 2008 at 11:21 am
sigh….
April 4th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Mic - It should be neither
April 4th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Shouldn’t that be ‘Flash’ rather than ‘Mr Sheen’?
April 4th, 2008 at 12:33 am
you women are all hysterical.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Gloria - are you trying to tell me something??
Is he NOT a young man?
Or are YOU a young man?
I could certainly do with one.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
noseycow: “Young man!”
Gloria: “Young man!”
noseycow: “Young MAN!”
Gloria: “Young MAN!”
etc. etc. etc.!
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
yampster - haven’t been able to find a plumber who’s willing to take on my shower room. You’re getting me confused with Brandon.
Might have to bookmark this photo sorry, i mean this story… sigh
(Gloria - one of the few advantages of being a middle aged woman is being able appreciate (ogle) such a fine and talented young man)
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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noseycow
It’s the nationality of the man doing your plumbing
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Polish? remind me - what’s that again?
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Noseycow -
Haven’t we just started one? It’s ruining the composition.
As for the Mr Sheen, do you think Anorak would move it into the ‘Versace-esque’ cafeteria in the other story? You know what I’m like with my housework and I’m sure that room could do with a bit of polish, just to bring out the shine.
Mods and Amin
Ahem, we have houses too, later girls, later
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Gloria - absolutely!
should we start one of those online petitions??
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
made the picture bigger and left out the Mr Sheen…
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
you could have made the picture bigger… sigh