Ken Livingstone Knew Your Mother
SAYS Ken Livingstone, father to “FIVE” children by “THREE” different women: “I don’t think anybody in this city will be shocked by what two consenting adults do, as long as you don’t include children, animals and vegetables.
“No one has ever found anything in my private life that was illegal or immoral.”
But it’s not for want of looking. Asks the Sun: “DO YOU know Red Ken’s secret family?” If you do, then call the paper’s hotline.
And then call the paper’s owner and explain how no-one apparently knew the London mayor had a tribe of children until now.
As for Ken, who knew that sounding like a plugged in martial aid makes you such a hit with the ladies?
Posted: 4th, April 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 6th, 2008 at 10:10 am
And a rather dejected courgette!
April 6th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I’ve seen several happy looking marrows!
April 4th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
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Julie
That’s true, I think that’s because the vegetables like it
April 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I’ve heard of child abuse, animal abuse, but NEVER vegetable abuse
April 4th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Half a bottle of gin and a mountain in Wales is the standard response to this sort of so called ‘revalation’ isn’t it ?
April 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Are you of a certain age and born in the London area?
Does your Mum look all shifty when you ask about your Dad?
Do you have a tendency to talk shite?
Do you find yourself unpopular?
Do you find youself sneering at 4×4 drivers?
Do 37 other kids in your area all look rather too familiar?
Be afraid…be very afraid…..!